lol-post:

Hi. My name is Jerry Christ. Brother of Jesus Christ.
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Timestamp: 1409341632

lol-post:

Hi. My name is Jerry Christ. Brother of Jesus Christ.
http://lol-post.tumblr.com/

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

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Timestamp: 1409340536

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

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standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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kingorb:

me as hell

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Timestamp: 1409276622

kingorb:

me as hell

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